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  • martinvisalaw
    07-15 12:27 PM
    Required documents for H1B Visa renewal lists the previous employers experience letter...

    Please advise me....

    Thanks,
    Sangeetha K

    Where are you reading this? As I mentioned, an experience letter should not be needed for a H-1B visa application.




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  • vamsi_poondla
    04-22 03:00 PM
    Good reply. I agree with you

    Though your intention is to help OP, there are certain things that need to be observed especially in this climate where there is lot of backlash against legal immigrants. We have to ensure that we do not provide any ammu to anti's with our comments.

    For an employer to sponsor a foreign worker on H1B,
    First of all, there needs to be a skilled worker position open and available in US and
    2nd that there are no "qualified" US citizens are available to fill that position.

    OP's post goes against both these conditions, Forget about the rest such as bad economy, survival etc.. as per law, Employer has to pack the H1B home if the position is knocked off with a flight ticket and a reasonable relocation.

    No offense to any one but just calling for more caution as we have seen increased number of posts like these.




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  • LCtank
    07-14 01:46 PM
    This link didn't work for me either.
    Nobody knows much about when Skil bill will be debated. Webfaxes are a means to influence lawmakers to bring this to the floor of the house. Independent analaysis by a lawfirm based on collection of information from various sources indicates the chance that some business backed bill for high skilled immigrants will be passed this year. There is a 45% chance that it will get passed early next year. You can view details on this link.
    http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7644/2582/1600/chart_alert7.11.2006.gif




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  • buehler
    11-20 11:25 AM
    Hmm interesting - I can smell CIR coffee brewing.

    EB folks - brace for a bumpy ride

    Secretaries are from the Executive Branch and are responsible for the execution of the laws and are not directly responsible for the creation of the laws. So we could expect Memos that are more favorable to us but I wouldn't hold my breath over CIR yet.



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  • dixie
    08-16 01:51 PM
    Australia is another option.

    http://www.immi.gov.au/
    The trouble with all these options is they are developed countries alright, but at least for techies, these countries just dont have a solid job market. I have friends who immigrated to Australia, got their PR and citizenship in 3 years and are now looking to immigrate to US !! Welcome to IV is all I can tell them.




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  • Googler
    06-22 12:44 PM
    Didn't want to start a new thread for this (perhaps this thread should be re-titled Media Coverage of Name Check Mess)

    Today's NPR story about name checks
    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=11271832

    A New Spin:

    "The problem isn't entirely of the FBI's making, according to the bureau's assistant director, John Miller. A background check used to consist of looking to see whether a person was under investigation by the FBI. Now immigration officials want to know if the person's name has come up in any other investigations.

    That meant the FBI suddenly had to redo some 2.7 million checks. Miller said that load was added to the 3 million background checks the FBI typically gets every year; the result was that the bureau was overwhelmed.

    "When you hand someone � with a staff of 30 [people] � 2.7 million names and say, 'Do them over' � and not just do them over, but where there are issues and questions and missing files, 'Resolve those issues' � you are going to have a challenge on your hands," Miller says.

    To combat the problem, Miller says the FBI is raising the fees they charge various agencies so they can hire more staff. A typical background check costs about $2. The FBI is raising the fee to $9.

    FBI officials are also talking to the Department of Homeland Security about borrowing some of their employees to clear out the backlog. And they are discussing how they might change FBI criteria to make the process more efficient.

    "There is a perception born of these stories that we're indifferent," Miller says. He adds, "But we're processing them faster than we are taking them in."


    "According to Miller, only about 30 percent of applicants are running into such difficulties."

    ONLY??!! Since when did 1/3 of something become "only"?



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  • japs19
    02-25 02:54 PM
    My case was transferred to local office of Los Angeles, CA. I received a note saying on Dec 7th it was transferred to expedite the processing and they (LA office) will let me know when decision is made.
    Current processing date for I-485 is August 19th. Does that mean that when they reach Dec 7th they will process my case regardless of my PD(which is June 05)?




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  • tonyHK12
    12-01 10:01 AM
    Definitely a good idea.........the first thing that needs to happen is for us immigrants to contact our own employers (and if it is a big company - they will have some section that deals with govt affairs/lobbying) ask them to support our cause through action.......
    I work for a small company, but my employer is a very decent man and may provide some funds..........(Christmas season and all!).

    If he chooses to donate would it be the "contribute" link?

    Great! thanks for your efforts. Yes it would be good if he creates an account and logs in before donating, that way it would be credited as his contribution.
    The link is in my signature but you can also follow the link 'Donate' at the top in green or 'Contributions' on the home page.
    Of course other large companies like the ones in Silicon Valley, MS, etc could also directly reach out to our admin/core besides this and also help in lobbying.



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  • trump_gc
    03-26 01:32 PM
    May be its a stupid question? But let me ask anyway:-

    Does STEM considers BS + 5 yrs as Advanced degree? I have 140 EB2 approved with BS +9 years of experince, even though EB2 is for advanced degree but I think I may not qualify for STEM since I do not have master,,is this true?




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  • rimzhim
    06-05 10:44 PM
    sledge hammer:

    can you explain if the new labors being cleared in the BEC centers (approximately 150K are still pending) are from 2001-2003?

    In 2003, there should be a demand of 23% of 300K (couting spouses)=69K. Total visas are about 140K per annum. So there should be some movement. i dont understand why there will be no movement.
    From the numbers, I had kinda thought in Feb that it was very surprising EB-2 India was not moving, and seems like I was right.

    Anyways, I hope we all continue to move :)



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  • priti8888
    02-18 06:19 PM
    Maintaining legal visa status is not considered a deductible employee business expense. The IRS considers this as a personal expenditure


    http://www.neidhartcpa.com/deduct.html


    Medical expenses may be deductible but it won't exceed 7.5 % of your AGI so eventually it wont be deductible.




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  • sayantan76
    12-07 06:21 PM
    Maybe the definition of project managers varies by company. Most PMs I know have maybe around 6-7 years of work experience and I definitely wouldn't classify them as executives or even say that their employment is in the National Interest.

    However I do know of some cases where doctors have got NIW based on practicing in an under-served (rural?) area.

    Is there a way to prove that one who created a suite of applications without which a business unit will stop functioning comes under National Interest?
    Just a thought.
    I think - the spirit of EB-1 (manager) has to do with having full managerial control over people (performance management, hiring/ firing/ compensation rather than just supervisory control) and/or a business portfolio (say - head of a business division)

    but as someone pointed out - let lawyers figure out the best strategy for each case.......



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  • madras1
    01-27 12:38 PM
    US needs EB1 and Ph.Ds

    Others not contribute as much

    Did you know your tri-valley university Ph.d does not count?




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  • quizzer
    02-23 04:54 PM
    Thats true, When my I-140 was approved, as per the site my date was atleast 2 months away, but i received the approval notice. :)

    Shirish,

    Can you give more details about your I140?
    EB2 or EB3?
    NSC or TSC?
    RD and AD???

    Thanks



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  • InTheMoment
    04-09 08:58 PM
    I take it the program you applied for is not in the NRMP match and/or you are given a pre-match.

    In any case if you want the program you desire and you are fortunate to have the EAD in hand ...what should stop you ! In my opinion just use the EAD and make the best.

    I am using AC21 and my spouse is also going in for fellowship. We did not blink a moment to make the best out of the EAD.

    So go for it ! (after consulting a reputable attorney if that would make you feel better)




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  • ivar
    02-07 09:46 AM
    IVAR congratulations once again to you and your family, enjoy the green and free life to the fullest now.

    Teddy,

    Thanks for all your support, you are doing a great job by keeping the predictions thread alive, it gives lot of hope to everyone and encourages to hang on. I wish everyone will get there soon.



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  • wandmaker
    11-18 10:37 AM
    shutterbabe: Prior to July fiasco, EAD is issued after regular FP; but I have not heard of separate FP to process EAD for Paperfiling cases. If you (have) efile(d) your AP, you will get a separate notice to FP for EAD without that your EAD will not be issued. I would advise you to take an inforpass appointment and discuss with I/O. At the worst case, you have them open a SR and take it from there.




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  • rheoretro
    09-25 05:22 PM
    I got denied by discover credit card due to not having a green card.
    They said, it is just their policy that they won't give credit cards to
    people who don't have green cards.
    I could't co-sign my friends student loan application as i did't have a green card. They said, i have to be Permanent legal resident to co-sign.

    Though i have a mortgage now, my first mortagage application got denied on same grounds.

    Apparently fannie mae guildelines stipulates that H1B(foriegn investment) needs to put 60% down to get a mortgage loan.

    But most of the lenders do mortgages anyways even for the people who does't have a ssn:).

    Discover Card is a bit picky...I applied a second time around and they approved it.

    Student loans - federal loans require full citizenship.




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  • ames
    03-05 02:22 PM
    ames, post your picture in your own thread with a title for it under the Just Draw Yourself sectoin of the forums HERE (http://www.kirupa.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=152).
    This thread is for the list of entries and to notify big K of your entry if it's not added to the list of entries within 24 hours.
    Nice Job by the way.

    Hello and thanks for letting me know Lord Rahl. Sorry about that - I am just new here. I posted my own thread for it to hopefully be entered. And thank you for your compliment! I also like your self portrait drawing! I like to sketch with pen and ink or pencil myself. I have seen some great entries so far! :)




    nonimmi
    06-11 04:39 PM
    Please keep all bilateral discussion between yourself. Most discussions are soon being targeted to personal criticism or attack. Please respect others views (which are following IV line of course) and be polite.




    frostrated
    10-27 12:47 PM
    ...if ppl were sitting back and relaxing after seeing the first report on the USCIS website regarding the 485 numbers. But at least the starter of this thread is an exception to that.If the USCIS dozn't update that doc monthly just like they do with the visa bulletin then something is really fishy and they'd end up fooling us again like they always do.

    BUT THIS TIME WE MUST FIGHT THIS. I really feel that we have a valid reason to.Count me in...I'm not sure how v shud start (class action lawsuit)...IV moderators any ideas/plans to ask for updated reports if the USCIS fails to provide the public with this info???
    USCIS mentioned that they would update the numbers on a quarterly basis, not monthly. And given the end of FY 2009, I am thinking that they will need a little more time to bring the new one out. So I am thinking that they will publish the new numbers either in November or December.



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